snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

just like their crap

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this

okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo

but not like this

not like this

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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meryylstreep:

Life lessons from The Princess Diaries.

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